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heteromilk:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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holy shit is this dont hug me im scared

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officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via alittlereadfox)

Reblogged from gamefreaksnz

gamefreaksnz:

Video: Assassin’s Creed: Unity gameplay trailer talks up new-gen Anvil engine

Ubisoft has released another new gameplay trailer for the upcoming Assassin’s Creed Unity featuring Creative Director Alex Amancio.

View the new clip here.

So fucking ready.

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Reblogged from nedsseveredhead

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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Reblogged from best-of-imgur

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Reblogged from courtnog

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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Reblogged from floozys

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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Reblogged from t-angy

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

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